7th November 2007
6 manly ways to catch a mouse;
1. Hope it dies of natural causes over the next couple of days.
2. Try, once again, to convince either the deaf cat or the stupid dog to be interested.
3. Give up and buy a friendly mouse trap, at considerable expense.
4. Throw the friendly mouse trap away as I can hear the mice looking at it and laughing.
5. Buy two proper mouse traps, cheap and nasty.
6. Wait, assuming that my education and qualifications will be enough to outwit both the mice and my children, all of whom will be very cross if they stumble across them.
3 reasons why our first olive harvest may have been a bit pathetic;
1. Too much sun in May, or not enough rain.
2. Olive fly has swept through this area.
3. We only have 4 olive trees.
3 reasons to have bought new safety glasses;
1. My 'look' was recently described as 'a bit Sangatte'
2. Price tag of €5.20
3. They make me believe I look a bit like Bono.
The stupidest thing I did today;